Welcome to the page of the revolutionary cup holder creator! Using
state of the art techniques, our servers send specially formatted commands to
your computer, to enable use of the OMTP (Object Matter Transfer Protocol), to
vaporize an object around you. With the particles vaporized, these particles
will cluster into a Fark Digital Data Format (FDDF). This cluster then will bond
with the environmental conditions, creating a matter warp, thus forming a cup
holder which to hold your cup.
To be part of this revolutionary new technique, please have a
browser with the VBScript language installed, to be able to parse the server
sent commands. The latest version of Windows Media Player will also be
necessary to be able to use Texture by Sound (TBS). Please click below to try
it!
Please, only one cup holder per household.
NOTE: With the more later versions of Windows Media Player, this
doesn't work unfortunately. Your results may vary.
If no cup holder formulizes, or nothing happens, please
upgrade!